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WRONG CHURCH--RIGHT PEW
A WOMAN WHO "ENJOYED HER RELIGION"
visited a very staid and formal church." Amen!" she said, as the preacher
brought out a point with which she agreed. "Madam,"
said the usher standing nearby, "Please try and restrain yourself. We don't allow that in this church," In a few moments
she was so carried awayby the sermon that she shouted, "Amen, Praise the Lord, Hallelujah!" The usher rushed to
her side: "Madam! You must quite down immediately or leave!""I didn't mean to disturb the service..but I am just so happy
since I found the Lord," "You may have found the Lord," retorted the usher severely, "but I am quite sure you didn't find
him Here!".
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